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You don't have to earn it back alone.

Fuel for the comeback — not the beginning. A caffeine-free pre-workout built for a training window that doesn't cost you the sleep you can't afford to lose.

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CATEGORYPre-Workout
FOCUSPump & Focus
MADE FORThe Comeback
FORMPowder
SERVINGS30
CAFFEINE0 mg
The Problem With Every Other Pre-Workout

The Overlap

A typical pre-workout scoop still has half its caffeine active in you 5–6 hours later. For a man training whenever he can actually get the hour — 5:15am before the house wakes up, or 8:47pm after the kids are down — that's not a discipline problem. It's a scheduling collision between the only window he has to train and the only window he has to sleep.

06:00 Training Window 06:00

So Father Figure works on the plumbing, not the wiring. L-Citrulline becomes nitric oxide, nitric oxide moves blood, blood moves oxygen — that's pump and endurance. Alpha-GPC supports focus without touching your arousal system. Nothing in the formula clears your system on a delay, because nothing in it needs to.

The Overnight Test

Train with it tonight. Check your sleep score in the morning on whatever wearable you already trust. Nothing in this tub touches your heart rate.

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One clean formula. Two flavors.

Father Figure — Cherry
8,000mg Citrulline, 3,200mg Beta-Alanine, zero caffeine. 30 servings.
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Father Figure — Pineapple
Father Figure — Pineapple
Same clean, caffeine-free formula as Cherry, in a bright pineapple flavor. 30 servings.
$49.00
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What We Refuse To Put In The Tub

The Never List

No Caffeine
No Yohimbine
No Synephrine
No Guarana
No Green Tea Extract
No Theobromine
No Proprietary Blends
No Dyes

Fuel for the comeback.

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